WARNING:

You are about to enter the vincentgallo.com messageboard. I, Vincent Gallo, would like very much to say just a few things before you enter. First of all, I will not respond directly to any messages left on the board anymore. Someone had responded to messages on the board using my name; these responses were not from me. So, to avoid any confusion, I simply will never respond directly to a message. Therefore, anyone pretending to be me on this board is a phony bastard.

However, instead of responding directly to messages left on the message board, I have created an announcement page to help answer frequently asked questions, make general announcements, supply official information to clarify misinformation, and respond to general hearsay that is untrue or misleading. Cheap rumors and shit like that.

If you want to have direct contact with me, use the contact page.

Old messages will be occassionally pruned. However, if I notice any polluted messages, which usually come from bitter, jealous, ugly, poorly-hung men, who are unhappy at work and wished their whole life to be like me, I will remove these unproductive nasty little posts and I would like to say to these twisted queers and half-men, I feel sorry for you. All I ever wanted to do was be me. I hope one day you feel the same about yourself and release yourself from the petty, small-minded urges of polluting this message board and distracting its wonderful members. So go ahead and say whatever you want nasty about me, but know that we will all know by your insults just how small your pecker really is and how miserable your life has always been and how long it's been since any girl under 500 pounds responded to your cheap lines at the local pub.

As for girls who badmouth me, I don't know what I did to offend you, but I'm sorry. Please forgive me and be nice. My mom was mean. She never liked me. So have a heart.

With this all said, say whatever you want, but try to be productive and positive and friendly. It's nice to be friendly. I was friendly once. It felt real good.